The Vikings, Rock'n'Roll and Metal from good ol'Norway...

[Rock'n'Roll]

The Vikings (the pioneers of rock)

The Vikings did a lot of killing, a lot of raping too!
But hey! Don't you go judging them too hard now, baby!
They didn't have nothing else to do!
'Cause they didn't have no electric guitars.
They didn't have no booze.
They didn't have no heavy metal rock'n'rollin'.
They didn't have the blues.
They never heard of Jimi Hendrix.
They never heard of the Stones.
The Vikings never got to hear good music;
-they never heard Ramones!
No wonder that they got bored!
No wonder that they got mean!
They had an overload of locked up aggression,
but lacked the hard rock scene.
But they taught us that being wild ain't no crime!
They were born a 1000 years ahead of their time:

The Vikings are the pioneers of rock!
And their plundering was their rock'n'roll.
The Vikings are the pioneers of rock!
They were ugly and mean, and out of control.
The Vikings are the pioneers of rock!
And their plundering was their rock'n'roll.
The Vikings are the pioneers!
Don't you see,they had no fuckin' worries at all.

Nowadays we've learned how to groove,
we don't kill that much.
And instead of raping every woman we see,
we make them girls come to us.
A lot has happened thos past 1000 years,
now baby, don't you see.
While the Vikings worshipped their god of thunder, Thor,
we worship good old Jack D.
But they taught us that long hair ain't no shame.
So if you hate rock'n'roll, you know who to blame:

The Vikings are the pioneers of rock.
And their plundering was their rock'n'roll.
The Vikings are the pioneers of rock.
They were ugly and mean, and out of control.
The Vikings are the pioneers of rock.
And their plundering was their rock'n'roll.
The Vikings are the pioneers.
Yeah! Oh yeah!
The Vikings are the pioneers of rock.
Their slaughtering was their heavy metal.
The Vikings are the pioneers.
Don't you see, they had no fuckin' worries at all.

(Black Debbath)

[Rockmaid]

Hey, that looks familiar

[dittohead]

hahaha true

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Rockmaid
Hey, that looks familiar

It's a very good description of us, and our ancestors...

[viking]

We vikings are a great family!

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by dittohead
hahaha true

We've been to England one or two times the last thousand years...

But I'm a little more friendly when I'm going there, I like you people, but after all that raping we're almost family...

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by viking
We vikings are a great family!

You even got the right name...

[Zombi]

we scots fought you guys

[Rockmaid]

Originally posted by Zombi
we scots fought you guys

But we ruled over you..you never ruled over us

[Zombi]

That's cause all we ever wanted is our country. We never invaded anyone. We just fought everyone the came close to us. (and usually lost cause they had much more people or were more organised)

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Zombi
we scots fought you guys

Yeah, but we never lost, we just got homesick...
Or all of Europe would have been Scandinavia...

[viking]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
You even got the right name...

thats right!!! But you are living in norway....I'm just in germany....

But it is possible that I will live on time in norway too.....

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Rockmaid
But we ruled over you..you never ruled over us

They never did...noone...

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Zombi
That's cause all we ever wanted is our country. We never invaded anyone. We just fought everyone the came close to us. (and usually lost cause they had much more people or were more organised)

Or went berserk...

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by viking
thats right!!! But you are living in norway....I'm just in germany....

But it is possible that I will live on time in norway too.....

Hope you like cold...

No, it's very good to live in Norway...